omygawd

I have so much to say, well... that is until I see an empty text box in fronta me.

America spreads Democracy like dysentery.
( I was gonna say 'The Clap like a cheap whore' but at least you get your hole with a skank)

I've just watched the power of nightmares: The Shadows In The Cave^*, and really enjoyed it^§, but... at times I felt like I was reading an essay...

' in the previous programmes we've shown how Al Queda didn't exist until America gave international Islamic terrorism a name...'

I hope to show how, in the next paragraph, letters will combine to form words and, occasionally those words, and words further combined to form, (for want of a combination of words, I shall call Phrásés), a really funny thing in another language^†.

THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL, A Full transcript, and a RealMedia File....

*reads like a pulp fantasy novel, doesn't it?

§I suppose I shouldn't enjoy these things, I should feel angry or vindicated but I got drunk on cheap wine instead.

†Such as dickhead, which means religious leader in esperanto. Oh how we smiled slightly.