Well...Hello There!

This guy has the right idea......you see what I think has happened is as follows.....
He went out one night and had a few drinks (maybe some speed, who knows) and when he realized he no longer had control of his bowels and bladder he retreated to the safe haven of the bath tub.
It was all fine until his mother walked in to see her one and only clutching the shower curtain fully clothed.
So....To avoid too much loss of face he informed her

" It's ok mother, just having a quick soapy one before bed (in his haste to explain, wanking seemed less shamefully then the shitey truth of the matter) don't worry I'll clean up any mess".

Now any normal mother would have been blushing and backing away at this point, NOT the case here though

" No problem, I'll fetch the camera and snap one of for the family album, it's just part of growing up and I want the world to know whatever you do I'll always support you".

And so here we are......Poor fucker's online now!!!!

Could be worse, but it's bad enough!