music (in a way)

Was watching the (UK) contenders for this years euro vision tonight... I am fully aware that the competition is a joke (it doesn't have to be, but is) and that it is silly to expect any good to come of it. But I really would love to know who picks the contenders, i think there was 6 contenders and they are all shocking. I could do better. All you have to do is write a catchy tune and put any lyrics you want on to it (they don't have to mean anything, rhyme clue, blue, glue, and do if need be) and they can't even do that right. Not one of the songs had a catchy, memorable hook to them. Maybe i should write some cack to send them next year.

Euro vision could be so good, in theory. It could be used as a platform to give European exposure to talented, unknown artists. But no.... lets get some twat, dress him up like a knob end, get some women (wearing as little as poss) to dance in a vaguely sexual way and give him a dreadful, nauseating, three minute long pile of pig puke to spew from his gob. My farts sound better.

But that's always the way i guess, i really would love to know how the selection process works though... the mind boggles