My ol' computer

This is not an interesting story, anecdote or apologue. It is boring, rubbish, silly and idiotic. It is a load of waffle.
But, despite this fact, here it is anyway....


This is the story of how i make my computer work....

Right so first things first; switch on at the plug, then press the button at the front.

Then wait for ten minutes as it lazily splutters into life.

It's like an old dog that knows he was good once and is quite happy with his memories.
Not worried about how long he takes to do anything, at the end of the day, he gets most things done (he has no need to learn new tricks).

Blissfully content sleeping twenty three hours a day and occasionally checking his ability to lick his own scrotum is still in tact (well the computer doesn't really do that but i wanted to form a more vivid picture of the dog).

And as much as that dog may bug you at times, you don't know what you'd do if the dog were to suddenly explode or suffer severe hard drive errors wiping all you music (that you've spent many hours acquiring).
You've come to depend on that dog and without it you are nothing...

But, I'm hoping to get a new dog, with a much better processor and a version of word that actually works.