i don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me

So xmas is past and i had my big over the top rant, which was just the way i felt.

now it's time to relax and be happy

I was walking home from a house i ended up in last night and passed ian paisley church on my way, i was thinking, did he get the big building built especially?

what do they do in there?

how many people has he ranted about within those walls?

does big ian spank the monkey?

and then an image, What must he look like naked ?

he must have had sex, he has a son and he looks like him and has his mannerisms, that condisending self satisfied (and slightly sleezy) air about him.

* for anyone who isn't aware of big ian and what he looks like, it won't be hard to find a picture using (the magnificent and free) google search.

Anyway, please leave a comment, anything, i want to know what others thing of a naked ian...

Fascinating............


anyway, take care and may you have many a smile in the new year o x o