Don't Mess wit daddy cock!

Believe it or not, this is daddy cock, once the most wanted animal in all of southern Mexico.

This picture was taken while daddy cock (DC) was going for a walk around San Vera maximum security prisons' yard.

moments after the camera man had taken the pic, DC somehow managed to find a gap in the electrified security fence, he then proceeded to break both the photographers legs with a crow bar, slash him with a rusty blade he'd fashioned out of an old baked bean tin and leave him needing so many stitches that now he looks more like a baseball then a man.


The reason we on the angry island have seen fit to bring this story to you is to create awareness and raise funds to help photographers all over the world who have suffered at the hands (well beaks and claws really, but lets not split hairs) of psychotic birds.


* Did you know that last year alone over 37,872 photographers suffered horrific injuries due to a lack of sufficient prison security measures.
We propose to build a memorial garden with ;fully heated swimming pool, indoor snooker facility's, dart board, relaxation suit with steam room and a few flowers.
However these things cost money, so please send as much as you can.

Remember the fallen photographers in the best way, build me, I mean them a garden of remembrance now!!!

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